Dr. Seuss March/9/2009

Since Dr. Seuss's birthday was 7 days ago, I'm going to write a little tribute to him. (DR SEUSS STYLE)

Once upon a time, there was a very nice writer
He would always run away, he wasn't a fighter
Many know him by the name Dr. Seuss
His stories were as weird as a moose
But it's ok we still love him
I think his real name was Tim?
NO! it's not, it was Theodore Seuss Geisel
Oh no! my car ran out of DIESEL
Born seven days ago
Right out of the womb, he said HELLO!
And that was the start of his crazy profession
And start the Dr. Seuss obsession

Ok next, to celebrate Dr. Seuss's bday, I'm going to try a little experiment
I'm gonna stare at Penn workign and see her reaction to it <--- (Cuz Seuss would want it)

Background: Penn is a quiet girl who has many personalities. Especially likes hot guys. Likes writing about them.Her favorite is Aiden. HOT HOT HOT is her favorite thing. Doesn't talk alot. Oyah don't forget cute. Swims. Long hair. Black. Big eyes. 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese. Mostly Thai, idk why (Dr. Seuss rhyme!) Very teenish. Likes Twilight.

Purpose: To see her reaction

Prediction: She will get mad at beat me up

Safety: GOGGLES!! and close-toed shoes

Data: Writing about hot guys, she starting to stumble more. I'm notlokoing at da screen while writing about her. Smiling. She just hit me. Edward tried to erase it. Who's Eric? Valentines Day? Starting to stumble with typing. Looking at my screen. STOP!!!!! Laughing. Chuckling. Eyes getting smaller. Stopped writing completely. Writinga gain. Crying? Dear Jamie lyrics. AFI? American Film Institution. Nevermind its a band. Dave?? AND A GIRL??? AFI? She listens to AFI. Davey Havok. Messed up again. Looking at guys. Typing up her story. Nothing interesting is happening. I'm going to approach her. ME:" What're you writing about" ME: WHAT??? Penn: -stares- -laughs- , kk your distracting me. ME: TELL ME!!! Penn: -ignores-. Writing again.

Ok I think we have enough data for today we will continue next time. Don't forget to tune in!!!